Jefferson III

Jefferson III is a fictional character created by William Schwaed and Andrew Carr. He is a World War II veteran who for unknown reasons looks young, but is actually either 80 or 85 years old. As said in the sketch 'The First Man to Wage War on a Bush' (which was originally in the 2015 movie ' Andrew Carr, LLC presents A World of Divine Comedy' ), he has the achievement of the first man to wage war on a bush.

'The First Man to Wage War on a Bush'
An unnamed reporter with a British accent is interviewing Jefferson III on his achievement. Jefferson III explains that "about a month ago" before the interview, he told a bush in his backyard to "stop growing so fast", resulting in the bush growing faster. Jefferson then attempted to do reverse psychology, telling the bush to "grow as fast" as it wanted, resulting in the bush growing faster.

Atop his "trusty steed" (which is actually his scooter), Jefferson rides into battle, engaging the bush with multiple sticks which he uses in multiple ways of fighting, such as directly striking, throwing a heap of small twigs, or using a large stick as a staff. Most of the sticks end up sticking out of the bush, with no visible harm done. Jefferson III considers this bush to be "the most worthy adversary" and uses his secret weapon, which is a sword. He attempts to hit the bush with it, but swings it too far past his back, cracking it. He then drops the sword on his head, either killing him (from both the sword and a cracked back) or knocking him unconscious.

no he dead.